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Oy. I’m over you already, but maybe I’m being a hard ass and trying to push my positive spiritual agenda on you, and you’re just here, possibly being honest, possibly looking for love. So I read on, and you start talking about how you can go from the boardroom to the block, or how dark-skinned men are back in style. Congratulations, I have thrown my Mac Book out of the window and you owe me an iPad mini. You also owe me the 4 minutes that I spent entertaining your profile shenanigans when I could have just called my grandma, or my sister again (we think Ashton Kutcher starring as Steve Jobs in anything – a film, a preview, a school play – is hilarious). The ‘boardroom to the block’? You mean you can navigate work and play? For real!!! Let’s get married. Shoot me please. And dark-skinned men are back in style? When were they in and then out? And now they’re in again? I don't know, I think the status of black folks in this country has been pretty consistent. Take that as you wish bro, my point is you've got color issues and I ain't got time.